Haiku #6. Purchase.

Buy indie software.
Buy it right. From the vendors.
Let's close Malcor's safe.

Haiku #5. Indignation.

You can't take a joke.
Security is funny!
Funny sells software!

Haiku #4. Game.

Gaming the system.

If we get caught, "It's a joke."

Dear pawns, click to buy.

Haiku #3. Confusion.

Staff: "We didn't know."

Vendors: "Our brands were tarnished."

MacHeist: "Buy our stuff!"

Haiku #2. Returns.

Oops. Malcor backfired.

Traffic is from rebuttals.

Karma is a bitch.

Haiku #1. Introduction.

MacHesit was Malcor.
A lie passed off as a joke.

"Sorry. Buy our stuff."